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"You are [Platoon], an anxious foot soldier on the battlefield of life, seeking to avoid danger and preserve your security." - What Movie Are You Quiz
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Tagged: #well. #i'll tell you what though anxiety was the thing keeping me semi functional for a while there so #thanks anxiety you made me get out of bed because i was nervous about disappointing people
I always make sure to inform the cat that she is a sausage at least twice a day.
Tagged: #that's nice katie
Tagged: #this is my favorite video
yessssss our game will ignore SILLY THINGS LIKE THAT. what fun is an “only tall lean elfin humanoids” rule anyway there are already tall lean elfin humanoids in D&D and they’re called elves
GOOD. i need to fully realize the Worst Lamest Half-Dragon In All Creation
also i want you to know that that last sentence made me crack up
[researches dnd half-dragons]
"Regardless of parentage, half-dragons always grow into tall, lean elfin humanoids"
"Only the metal dragons are capable of siring half-dragon offspring, chromatic dragons are incapable"
"Only male dragons can impregnate human females, female dragons cannot bear half-dragon half-human children"
hmmmm yes i see
[gently chucks rulebook into the dumpster]