born 2 be mild



One of those blasted personal blogs. Recommended for use by people who like pictures of various periods of history, sickeningly cute animals, people in suits, and/or boring text posts by teenagers. Or, I suppose, people who like the drawings and doodles I post occasionally, but that's so improbable I hardly think it's worth mentioning. (I also make a lot of bad jokes.)
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"You are [Platoon], an anxious foot soldier on the battlefield of life, seeking to avoid danger and preserve your security." - What Movie Are You Quiz

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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I WOULD LIKE TO HONOR THE DEATHCLAWS OF LONESOME ROAD WITH THE ESTEEMED TITLE “BIGGEST PAIN IN MY ASS SINCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS IN DEAD MONEY”

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE EARNED IT

Posted 9 hours ago With 5 notes

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Tagged: #batman #queue

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okay you know that thing really cool people did on neopets and had their lupes, like, sitting on their scrolly boxes and had floaty images and things???

well first off it’s not called a ‘scrolly box’ it’s called a ‘div box’ and secondly I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT NOW

LOOOOOOOOOOOOK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

GOD DANG IT WHY DIDN’T I LEARN THIS TEN YEARS AGO I WOULDA HAD THE SICKEST NEOPET PAGES EVER

Posted 1 day ago With 7 notes

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hey, that’s not bad for that amount of time! especially considering that you haven’t touched it in forever. it looks nice!

DON’T LIE TO ME ABOUT MY TERRIBLE WEBPAGE

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I haven’t even touched HTML since my neopets petpage-making days, let alone CSS, which I never understood. So I’ve finally taken it upon myself to learn (or in some cases relearn) these strange and magical techniques.

Check out my super cool webpage. AIN’T IT TOTALLY RAD????

THIS IS THE SUMMATION OF 3 HOURS WORK

Posted 2 days ago With 7 notes

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beamattack:

circles
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thebitterspills:

arovingtraderrp:

rpwiththosetwoassholes:

FINALLY worked up the gumption to get in on this Fanart Friday business. Or rather, Fanart Funday because I am always underestimating how slowly I draw.
Anyhow this is for arovingtraderrp! I’ve wanted to draw Trader for a while now. Sorry I drew him all sweaty.

((THANK YOU SO MUCH, oh my goodness, it’s beautiful! *o*))

I WANT THIS HERE TOO